I hope Tyson Fury gets punched in the balls so fucking hard.

I think he’s one of those people who sounds smart and reasonable until you hear him talk about something you’re an expert on. Then he sounds so uneducated that it makes you wonder about everything else he’s said.

I love that his baldness bothers him. I love that he thinks “if I just had hair, people wouldn’t think I’m a monster anymore!”

“Stop body shaming Stephen Miller! I thought that this site was supposed to be progressive?! Hypocrites!”-Some tiny-dicked bald man who needs to make this about them because they got nothing else.

They wrote that it botches the Scandinavian crime genre, not that it’s set in Scandinavia. Maybe read properly first before you accuse others of ineptitude?

I mean, this ACTUALLY IS what right-wingers purport Benghazi to be.

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

He applies “why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box?” reasoning to literally everything.

Yeah, I’m not reading all of that.

You need to quit being friends with this human being.

Antoine Dangerfield is a preposterous name for a person and an excellent name for a cat. 

Are there any Cowboys fans who like Jerry?

When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I’m rich and I complain about inequality they say I’m a hypocrite. I’m beginning to think they just don’t want to talk about inequality.

Dale Hansen is a goddamn treasure and should run for senate or president or some shit.

When you say “Those rich people should be grateful.” you get called a socialist. When you say “Those rich black people should be grateful.” you get call Mr President. 

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

He’s Keyser Soze...the boogie man, a spook story that position coaches tell their rookies. “Drop a pass, and Sean Lee will get you!”

Counterpoint: the comments section of any article where people working at McDonald’s are protesting and fighting for $15 an hour.