ShulamithFriendzone
Shulamith Friendzone
ShulamithFriendzone

You don't really "get" communication, do you?

And now it appears to be back up! Honestly, I try not to talk horrendous shit on a little shallow blogging, but Jesus, what magical lesbian Sarah Lawrence unicorn farm did they grow up on that "meatheads are frequently douchebags" is in any way remarkable?

I didn't even KNOW about that? Was that what that #zachdrovedrunkandranovermystepdog was?!?

I think it was when you were half-broke up but you should definitely ask David who will totally tell the truth because Zach and him aren't friends anymore over it.

It wasn't before. I done gone demoted!

Well Andrea's instagram shows they were DEFINITELY together after the game.

Next up on Jezebel: Jenny tweeted that Eric was fucking gay but Eric says that Jenny's a whore who gave David head during the homecoming game

What's a dazzling radical like you doing in a liberal setting like this?

What's a dazzling radical like you doing in a liberal setting like this?