I mean, shit, an unbelievable amount of people drink their coffee with butter and ground up cow hooves nowadays. Why not skip the pretense and just have hot dog coffee?

Seebeck generators! Just gotta find the right balance between size and cost to put them in everything. My workplace uses LED lights with these big chunky heat sinks and every time I look up I wonder how much it would cost to turn those into Seebeck generators and recuperate all that lost energy.

Are you a writer? Cause you really should be. 

I’d be pretty down for that, honestly.

Underrated comment.

And how healthy can something deep-fried—even a vegetarian version of chicken—actually be?

Read my comment that you replied to originally. I agree that the line was tacky and should have been cut out. Homosexual characters should have romantic plots dedicated to them.

The text: the main body of work. I was referring to the film, not a book. The Jurassic World movies are not book adaptations. Way to bypass the point to jerk off about how smart you think you are.

Pratt and Howards’ characters explicitly slept together in Jurassic World. As in, it was presented in the text. Yes, amazingly enough, people fuck in the world of Jurassic World. Not everyone is cloned and hatched at the dinosaur factory.

There is exactly zero difference between a romantic subplot for a heterosexual character and a romantic subplot for a homosexual character, except that the latter is always cut out of movies.

I agree with the second part of your post but uhhhh I’m constantly telling people how much of a fucking lesbian I am. Anytime I see a pretty girl and I can’t handle it? “Y’all I’m real gay.”

Straight characters’ sexual preferences are constantly presented front and center. And that’s not necessarily a complaint: I’m always a sucker for a good romance to add tension to a plot, like how in the first Deadpool’s climax, he had to keep his girl from dying while also tryna destroy the villain. Or in Homecoming,…

I knew a schizophrenic woman who would switch to a specific color scheme whenever she was experiencing strong symptoms. Not even kidding.

Would be cool if you could have both. Not even like current hybrids but like you can drive on electric while it’s convenient and then gas up when you need to drive long distances.

Steam was not a distraction from the HL series & other game development. Those were made to get you to use Steam. Only surprise was that Steam was successful before they had to make more HL games. After Steam became a cornerstone of PC gaming, there was no need to make more games.

He calls himself Childish Gambino for a reason. Immaturity is part of the persona.

Do it! I wanna know what your reaction is, having not seen anything else.

You edgelords will never be happy.

Snacktaku has always been my favorite column—not just because of my love for snack foods but also because Fahey’s writing has such a strong, engaging voice. I’ve definitely missed his writing while he was gone, and wish him all the best in his recovery.

That’s not a moral stance, though. That’s just a series of assumptions—which I’m used to arguing with but I’m more interested in your postulation that there’s a moral reason to eat meat.