Jon Stewart fucks the NFL's sister in the ass, videotapes it, and sends the video to their parents

Canada is a big fuckin place, amigo. Some places will be freezing and snowing, while others will be sunny tank top kinda places. I'm a dipshit, so I'm in the freezing and cold place.

your shits weak and nobody is reading your boring long horse shit

You don't math very well

How... fucking stupid. What a stupid fucking fuck. Fuck this stupid fuck in his stupid fucking face. How fucking stupid could this stupid motherfucker be?

I guess? I was just making a bad joke. I'm sorry sir.

Trick question - NCAA athletes cannot afford the internet connections required to work from home. Now, if you work from the library, I'm not sure. But you should probably work for a restaurant in order to have food to eat. Though, that food must be paid for in full, thereby you would nearly be working for free - and…

use your think hole, man. you know, your thoughtspot?

Tweet on bro.

It's the Colbert Report - Chancellor was fixing up a little mistake. Though I did laugh after reading his weird comment after that pretty messed up story.

There's some context to it all. Jay meant ex-lacrosse teams - you know. Ex-lax bros. Very soft indeed.

Don't forget film-maker. He's wears a lot of innocuous hats.

Also kinda nice to see a kid act like a kid. Fun stuff

down 2-0 is a tough place to be calling the other team 'girls', but ok

I'm a hockey fan in Canada, and I fucking seriously hope that film sees the light of day. If he does a kickstarter I'm in for a grand.

This whole thing is fucking ridiculous. "It happened to someone before, so it's totally interesting to do it to you - because art." sYeah, now it's not sexual harassment, because it's being taped and put online? Because it happened to someone else first? The whole thing is ill advised, sexual harassment by…

Hey there buddy, not a bad job on the anthem. Sorry you don't like ours as much as yours, but that's no fault at all. Okey doke, gonna get my stick back on the ice, have a gooder.

I won a Ducks sweater at a bar event once, and I found a guy on reddit that said he wanted it. I shipped it at my cost to Japan. Ugly sweater.

So true. Dislocated my shoulder a couple of weeks ago - got it popped in, finished the game and played again the next night, wasn't a big deal. Get a leg cramp on the soccer field? FUCK ME. GAME OVER. CHECKING OUT.

nope. taller.