the refs were terrible all game long, regardless of who you're cheering for.

As a New Yorker would say, "That was so cohn-y, I wanna get shot in the head"

This team has been putting out fake viral vids all year (kovy juggling 2 pucks for instance), but at least they're entertaining!

This is usually my shit test to see how smashed my friends are if I meet them late at the bar. Get a shot of water - if they notice, laugh it off, and if they don't, you're a hero.

Literally the first sentence of the article.

He's all-American, but his dad is French-Canadian - even played for Canada in the Summit Series, famous for Paul Henderson's multiple late game heroics.

Well if it happened in the NCAA, all those sick kids would be forced to pay back the money and not be allowed back into the hospital for the rest of the year.

"missed"

you stupid asshole

woosh, buddy.

ya big dummy

yep.

Sorry, I'm seeing someone. (I'm not really, I'm just tired of you creepy guys. This bar used to be cool.)

Well I *want* to go to space, but I certainly can't afford to. Same dif

Michael Jordan demands to be on the list of asshole athletes. Even by your jokey standard of reddit threads - very reddit thread about celebrities ever has multiple, huge sections on MJ being MJ. Total asswipe, doesn't tip, the whole Chamillionaire thing...

Well look at ol' fancy-pants here! Can I shine a spoon this time, or will it be the shoes again sire?!

Car-bear-ater, amiright?

I believe they have a pretty solid chance of making the playoffs - but they won't do so comfortably at all.

I think they'll be ahead of plenty of teams... Calgary, Colorado, Florida, Buffalo, Winnipeg, and possibly Nashville (depends on Rinne, as it usually does with the Preds) will finish behind Minny. Vancouver will be a top ten team, I think.

And the Canucks are projected to miss the playoffs...? I don't think this makes a ton of sense, but OKAY.