I have a dream! I have a dream, that one day, Walt Gretzky will come down to the carport and have a brewski while we discuss the best shade of plaid.

As a native Vancouver-ite, I can't help but see similarities between Puig and Luongo. Luongo, despite carrying the team at times, and leading the league in many stat columns, was usually ripped to pieces by the media. When he did great, he was "finally earning his paycheque", and when he wasn't, "his arrogance got the…

Haha - if he thinks this was "a draw", he's just as delusional as he is stupid and shady.

Didn't you already make an asshole of yourself yesterday? Haven't you reached your quota yet? Or should I beat you down once again, little person? If you don't like it, don't come to Deadspin, I guess?

I can't tell if you're an idiot or a troll, but at least we can all agree twerking is a fucking epidemic.

That's the dumbest shit you've written all day. Paedophilia is a crime against children - homosexuality is a relationship between consenting adults. You're seriously comparing raping children with homosexuality? Fuck dude. Get a god damned grip.

No - we can respect others for believing something and still giving the people they don't agree with equal rights. A very dumbed down and edible parallel: I like hockey, but I don't really get anything out of tennis. I certainly don't think tennis fans should have less rights than me.

"It's disrespectful to our country, disrespectful to our citizens..."

I hate to disagree with the Wizard of Odds, but I seriously doubt ESPN will cover anything hockey related or devote much resources at all to hockey. It's a pipe dream - for a hockey fan, a wet dream - but I'm not holding my breathe. Tough, when it's the most exciting sport, in my opinion, to watch on TV.

Should've been you, Ray J.

ridiculous. +1

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Ain't nothin in this world better than boston cream.

So what's your plan B if that happens?

And then you got bigger?

So if that goes through (doubtful), do you figure the applicant will have to pay for the drug test? because, 'merica?

Excellent work.

I've met him. Pretty much sums it up - but god damn it, he could skate.

What's your most memorable play - one where you may have surprised even yourself?