ShortHanded
ShortHanded
4/6/18
1:05 PM
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no, this is patently retarded and you should feel bad for spreading embarrassingly false rumors like this. when you start off with “i don’t know shit about what i’m talking about” maybe just don’t talk about it.

1/17/18
2:33 PM
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Jeb Bush is 6'3 and is very noticably taller than trump. trump is closer to 6'0, and he’s probably around 275.

11/8/17
12:25 PM
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I’m still holding on to my Note 4, at least until the note 8 goes down in price. the note 5 didn’t have an sd slot or a removable battery, the note 7 was a well disguised incendiary device... the note 8 is my next phone, and i’ll gladly wait for a year or more. if i have to, i’ll just buy another note 4 should mine Read more

10/13/17
1:29 PM
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NCAA can just fuck off already. They only serve themselves - it’s time to end the charade. The idea that they might give even a quarter-fuck about students is laughable.

10/13/17
12:40 PM
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It’s pretty crazy how poor people will always look for someone that has it worse than them, and then denigrate them further. Nobody wants to be the bottom rung, so they push others down instead of trying to climb up.

10/12/17
7:34 PM
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I’m from there! It’s illegal to keep them sturgeon, and, I mean, pretty easy to get caught. There’s some that are the size of school buses. Very cool fish.

10/4/17
2:02 PM
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Pretty sure these guys just create videos that have a loose connection to brands, and then slap them on facebook. They get added to facebook video playlists, and people (or their people) put hardly intelligble comments on them, and other people reply, and that counts as “views”. And then, because these ‘marketing Read more

9/21/17
6:14 PM
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Exactly. I love the show, but the stigma of being seen as a fan of it is palpable. I wouldn’t be caught dead in a rick and morty t-shirt, for instance.

9/14/17
7:57 PM
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Pretty sure he wears protection at all times because he can’t read warning labels

7/28/17
1:39 PM
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technically yeah, but if you look at the charts from the game til that point, it was definitely in the established strike zone. it was a brutally umped game, according to both teams’ fans

5/24/17
3:44 PM
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went to mcdonald’s when i was 17, just looking to chat with friends. ordered a quarter pounder, because they were doing some promotion where they were $2 each. ordered another quarter pounder. and another. and another. i don’t know what it was, but i just couldnt get full. i ate 8 quarter pounders, and i feel i could Read more

4/11/17
6:18 PM
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a baby in a gangsta hat is awesome. a gangsta in a gangsta hat is not. them’s the rules.

2/24/17
6:38 PM
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Well that’s a VERY generous take. Which is Canadian for “wrong”

2/10/17
6:18 PM
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“musician”? shit. i signed a restraining order once, i’m definitely not a ‘writer’

1/13/17
2:28 PM
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at the same time, you might want to just yank those savings and slide them under your mattress before they’re lost in the abyss... if enough of us do that, the message of non-confidence will be pretty hilarious/crushing

12/16/16
11:16 AM
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Say what you will about the industrial-military complex, the Empire employed a ton of people - from common labourers to scientists, there were more haves than have nots. So a few eggs got cracked - the omelette is vast, broad, and yeah, maybe a bit evil, if you’re allergic to eggs.

12/5/16
2:32 PM
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My fondest memory is Eddie Shore elbowing Judas Iscariot in the back of the face. You’d say, “Don’t you mean head?” and I’d say, “No. He got the back of his face. He might have got Jesus, but He was no Eddie Shore.”

11/8/16
3:16 PM
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And the unsportmanlike foul in the third is when i shut the fucking game off and watched my dog lick his balls for 40 minutes instead