Hot take: “Tastefully” and “lowered” do not belong next to each other when describing a car.

Should have just gone with a turbo:

I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.

“She said that the office declined to prosecute because her attacker was “drunk and they ‘can’t prove’ he knew I wasn’t consenting.””

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

These guys

FIGURES, im 69 and during my life there were things i looked forward too. im to old to remember what things but things that had age attached to them. one was drinking. ny 18 was drinking age till i reached 18 then it was 21. i turned 21 in vietnam and couldnt get drunk befor i left. kinda sounds like a country western…

Hurt your pride or hurt your car.

“motor turns freely by hand” oh dear - a non-running 70s Fiat? this car is a beautiful, beautiful nightmare.

Eventually, it will end like this.

My grandpa just owned up to it at his bingo game last night. He said it was under 40 degrees out and his brakes hadn't warmed up yet. He also suspects the guy at the Jiffy Lube was using an analog tire gauge and that there was a 1.5 PSI difference between the tires, hence the clear pulling to the right.

ahem. there are two divisions of cool rock star.

Well done, this kind of reporting is what makes Jalopnik a unique and wonderful place. The weirdness truly runs deep with this one and I still feel there is so much to be answered. There are still more people involved and stories to be told of people who have been scammed in the past.