Hot take: “Tastefully” and “lowered” do not belong next to each other when describing a car.

Should have just gone with a turbo:

I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.

“She said that the office declined to prosecute because her attacker was “drunk and they ‘can’t prove’ he knew I wasn’t consenting.””

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

These guys

You guys are doing it wrong.

[pon farr joke goes here]

FIGURES, im 69 and during my life there were things i looked forward too. im to old to remember what things but things that had age attached to them. one was drinking. ny 18 was drinking age till i reached 18 then it was 21. i turned 21 in vietnam and couldnt get drunk befor i left. kinda sounds like a country western…

“It’s worthless. Ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless...like the Ark. Men will kill for it. Men like you and me.”

I wonder what would happen if Wet Hot American Summer took place under the Dome.

I want to murder those who use Tapatalk integration. Every. Single. Fucking. Time. I go to certain forums it’ll keep trying to foist Tapatalk on me.

Relevant (xkcd)

long lost - somehow also means the same as cancelled

Well done, this kind of reporting is what makes Jalopnik a unique and wonderful place. The weirdness truly runs deep with this one and I still feel there is so much to be answered. There are still more people involved and stories to be told of people who have been scammed in the past.