Lawyer: “So you dug a hole where people walk....”

Whoa! Whoa! So much rush...so much judgement. For all we know that noble Florida law enforcement officer was simply old school pacing the Lambo before it took off and he began pursuit. Let’s not rush to judgement.... (JK he was totally racing). Also can I please get out of the grey?

Mr. Naphy on behalf of dads everywhere please let me present to you the MORE POWER! Award for “Excellence in Dad Driving”. Your reward is the ability to win every family argument with, “Remember when I jumped that bridge and saved our lives?” And this stock photo of a family in awe of their father....

A freedom loving standard ton or a socialist metric ton?

It's a white and gold jumpsuit!

You are not special. You’re not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We’re all part of the same compost heap. We’re all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

Looks like Jem got “Black Widowed”

So a $250 million dollar aircraft and the answer is, “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

uh buried the lead the police were suspended for a couple of days - wonder where they get those tanks? .... From the AP "In November, four Utah National Guard soldiers were disciplined for their unauthorized involvement and use of military vehicles in a video featuring the bikini-clad women firing high-powered…

So should I use the red key then?

New AT&T contract for my brainware.

Fellow Jalops having asked my local bartender to mix the drink above as instructed may I humbly suggest "The Paris-Dakar".

The Rally Car because Rally Car.

Racing a boat through a moat? Why? Because RALLYCAR jetboat!

I suspect this has more to do with two items - the first political, second historical:

Johnson Controls....

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W123 diesel. So German you can run it off bratwurst grease.

But can it Mercedes?