Whoa! Whoa! So much rush...so much judgement. For all we know that noble Florida law enforcement officer was simply old school pacing the Lambo before it took off and he began pursuit. Let’s not rush to judgement.... (JK he was totally racing). Also can I please get out of the grey?

Mr. Naphy on behalf of dads everywhere please let me present to you the MORE POWER! Award for “Excellence in Dad Driving”. Your reward is the ability to win every family argument with, “Remember when I jumped that bridge and saved our lives?” And this stock photo of a family in awe of their father....

A freedom loving standard ton or a socialist metric ton?

You are not special. You’re not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We’re all part of the same compost heap. We’re all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

uh buried the lead the police were suspended for a couple of days - wonder where they get those tanks? .... From the AP "In November, four Utah National Guard soldiers were disciplined for their unauthorized involvement and use of military vehicles in a video featuring the bikini-clad women firing high-powered…

So should I use the red key then?

Fellow Jalops having asked my local bartender to mix the drink above as instructed may I humbly suggest "The Paris-Dakar".

The Rally Car because Rally Car.

Racing a boat through a moat? Why? Because RALLYCAR jetboat!

Johnson Controls....

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W123 diesel. So German you can run it off bratwurst grease.

But can it Mercedes?

I don't know sounds like a reverse mullet to me - S-class party up front with E-class German taxi all business in the rear. Good in theory then....

Looks like there will be a dealership for sale in Birmingham. Interested? But short on cash? Call them I'm sure they could help you qualify for a loan.

The madness of cash for clunkers ..... the madness.

Well played.

Texas Streets "The Hunt". What exactly are they "the hunting" for?

Only 1 car is truly know everywhere: The Volkswagen Beetle/Type 1/Bug. 19,000,000 or so built world wide. Ubiquitous and endlessly customized - also bonus points for achieving minor celebrity status thanks to Uncle Walt Disney.