uhhh.. I never mentioned sex. At all.

Or a miata.

Replace crush with sold and I'll be happy with the statement.

I see a bird of prey. Sorta. When u squint. Again- sorta

This isn't the puns thread!

im 15, and I can awnser your question with a yes.

but won't a coupe the very essence of what the miata should be?

And I thought renting a Lamborghini would be epic.

...words can not describe how awesome this is

Was the thinking behind this article: "It's a slow day, let's write an article how the challenger was a beast, and laugh as the Mopar, Camaro, and Mustang guys duke it out in the comments"

and then? Did u get the rims back? Did u sue the tow truck company? Did insurance pay u 4 new ones? Did u go on an epic mission across Eurasia defeating Italian mobsters, until you were finally reunited with your rims in Hong Kong? I need to know... NOOOOWWWWWW!

yay!

thank god for a second I was like "Everything I've ever known about Jalopnik is wrong"

wait- so Jalopnik now doesn't care about BMW M3 E30s? I thought that was right up there with Miatas, Beetles, and 240 Estates?

The Miata has for years been unfairly pigeonholed as a "girl car," a term I hate (but I'll cover that in more detail)

I thought this was about the car. I'm leaving slightly disappointed

I'd donate $10 if I got a hotwheels, and $150 to get a model

Or:

I don't know...

what does it buy the person to make their Minivan have 1000-hp?