Meh- everyone's a critic

...when it comes to 1000hp minivans, is there such a thing as "Over-the-top"?

if done right I like stanced cars when they're not overtop. Like that VW caddy (http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/this-vw-caddy-…) If both front and rear tires had a -10* camber I would say its overtop, but I think the camber adds to the minivan, and the dual turbo burgundy crazyiness of it all.

Why?

I'll take u up on that. Tho I don't have $30k to buy one if I lose (which won't happen), I'll still take you up on it.

I picked crack pipe because I would've preferred the free kind

What Audistein said. You guys suck.

leave my fantasy 1200HP hellcat-fighter/Greyhound/ZR-28/Bloodhound alone!

try saying that 25-times fast. Nowait.

Since I can't edit for some reason: I meant SS, and as you can tell I put a lot of thought into this already

On one hand I'm like "Gawkers totally going to bring back pictures", then I'm like "What if they don't O_O"

No- Twin-Turbod (50 pounds of boost, sourced from Indy- or Corvette Racing ((they run turbos right?))) LS9 from previous corvette (LS9 tuning sourced from Hennessey[its about time Chevy got there version of Shelby]—> so new pistons, cams, etc)(or the engine from the eventual C7 ZR1) in a Z/28, with a 6-speed stick.

this conversation caused me to roll off the couch in laughter. My family is staring. Help.

...Off-road it helps the performance,

link?

behind the Miura

At first I was like OMGOMGOMGIWANTONENOW.

"They certainly don't make them like this anymore."

oh ok- I kinda guessed it had to do something with traction. But I have the feeling this will come in handy one day. It's better to have ruined floor mats then to freeze to death.

floor may trick? Could you explain?