I'd say the same about your parents, but, alas, too late.

These were what we in the industry call jokes. I'd highly recommend familiarizing yourself with the concept as I'm fairly confident you'll find them valuable when expressing yourself in the future.

Terminator - The Rally

No driver. Skynet!

Mr. Ruiter...I see what you did there...

Dodge Challenger, the official car of telling the rest of the world to go fuck itself.

If it counts, I've chosen a project for the distant, but hopefully not too distant, future. One day, I WILL HAVE AND DAILY DRIVE A GRAN FURY, AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS. Maybe a fuel-injected engine swap will be in the works depending upon the eventual budget.

No not Batman!!!!!!!!!! Why God? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

"Not sweet lady propane!"

Spongebob boats

Jalopnik: Drive Free or Die

And I thought renting a Lamborghini would be epic.

More reasons why this is the best series around at the moment.

do they have a removable hard top? because those automatic tops are nothing but heavy, complex trouble. much easier to just store the top in the garage when you don't need it.

Time out! Time out! I felt some rain.

and then? Did u get the rims back? Did u sue the tow truck company? Did insurance pay u 4 new ones? Did u go on an epic mission across Eurasia defeating Italian mobsters, until you were finally reunited with your rims in Hong Kong? I need to know... NOOOOWWWWWW!

Or:

Came to add this exact thing.

To combat the torque steer? No, that makes no sense.... Hmmmm.... To look terrible?