Ah the old fuckleball.

well, I hate to tell you this, but your time in the marines was actually a VR simulator, made to create the ultimate super soldier, sorta like Raiden in MGS2.

Yes! I'm glad someone caught that without having to post a video.

lol@ppl still using BMI as if it were a valid measurement of physical health

"the only way I could become thin was through masturbation!"

He is more than a man. He's a shiny golden god.

I find breadcrumbs do the job a lot better, and are easier to mix in. Never seen anyone add milk tho...that just sounds weird.

Beef, splash of Worcestershire sauce, pepper. Got it.

When I was younger, I was proficient with the NES Zapper.

On that day, mankind received a grim reminder: we lived in fear of the VULCANS.

"meaning that idea that Nintendo and Valve have tossed around about tracking people's bio-feedback to affect gaming may finally become a reality."

Lassard?!

Blues Brothers? I was thinking more Superbad...

You know how they say you have to have Kinect plugged in to use the thing?

You know, Microsoft, I really don't need a console to act as my parole officer. I dislike the idea of a camera watching me all the time and I'm extremely opposed to the thinking that I can't even borrow/lend games around with my flatmates because of your greed. You talk about the "possibility" of a used games online…

What really gets me is that the internet connection is required at all, it isn't about how long you can technically go without being online. Always-on DRM is always-on DRM no matter what way you slice it, and that's that. As of right now, no other game provider will restrict your access to a single-player game because…

That cat is rather hilarious.

My pepperoni XD