Yuppers, fantastic technology from our childhood.

This is how my vagina feels about this issue:

Is it weird that Eevee elicited a feeling of arousal for me?

wave yo hands in the air motherfucker don't care

You don't value privacy. Nobody does any more, it's a brave new world.

How does an article titled "Women are Natural-Born Stalkers..." get published on a feminist site?

Ohai!

Zombambos!

Yeah, it's pretty jarring. Almost as bad as the salesman's pan-east-coast accent.

I really miss prerendered backgrounds. Commandos games had great ones.

I wish more games used this in modern games. The Resident Evil remakes on GC used them masterfully. I liked it in the Resident Evil franchise because it allowed developers to frame the game in interesting camera shots, bringing a sense of good cinematography to the video game world and giving the developers the…

I seriously will never understand people like you showing up on threads like this to nitpick meaningless shit, then endlessly argue with people who point out how absolutely ridiculous you are being.

Sigh. I hate that I'm speaking publicly about Kim K but HOT DAMN does she look good in that bikini. Almost makes the rest of her pregnancy attire forgivable. Almost.

Oh hell yeah, I would watch the shit out of a youtube channel of Eve highlights but the game itself just seems like one where new players are inexorably beholden to those who came before. And I have played a game like that before, and its called life.

That is the damn truth. I love reading about the corporate espionage and hostile takeovers with the different guilds or one person hustling for mad money but actually playing the game? Boring as fuck.

Is that your "I don't actually have a response" answer? Because if it is, I'll stop right here.

Shame, he would have been a perfect mascot for an internet-equipped firehouse.

This really isn't news, although the exagerated "as bad as cigarettes" and the generalization of all hot dogs make for a nice, punchy talking point. Well done, vegans.