Let me get this straight...you "win" if I respond, because you're obsessed with me enough to have made multiple names with which to only troll me? And you do nothing but talk to me here?

Incorrect, as I'm simply fucking with your dumb ass by responding. Simply getting someone to respond doesn't make you a troll, actually upsetting someone makes you a troll.

You've now made two brand new accounts to respond to no one else but me.

Wow, you outed yourself quick there captain.

You must be new here, burner-troll with the overused meme name that was never funny in the first place.

Woah, you sound like you need help. It's not normal to be wishing death on internet commenters based on their opinions.

Hugo Stiglitz is the best.

Yeah, that's pretty absurd. I'm 5'10'' and when I weighed 175 I was practically anorexic. Yet they put the normal range like 140-170? It's insane.

Ah, gotcha. I fucking hate math with a passion.

Theoretically, BL2 should never have become boring for me, but it did. I even got the Captain Scarlett DLC (underwhelming) and then just got totally sick of it.

It's such a good movie, I've watched it like a billion times it seems.

PC has one major flaw, shit just DOESN'T WORK sometimes. Never happens on a console, disc goes in, blammo, works. Sometimes for PC you need special updates which have to be moved to a specific folder, from a specific distributor, blah blah blah, settings, nonsense and bullshit.

69.3/12 = 5.775 right? Or am I doing something wrong?

Actually 5'7.75'' by CDC measurement.

If you think it's time to rock, and fucking roll, out of control well then you know you've got to rock the block! You fucking suck, my fucking cock!

I love tomatoes when smushed or diced, but in slices or whole I can't handle.

Agreed totally. What scares me is DHS and Law Enforcement wanting to track heart rate and body temperature to see if people are "anxious" at airports and the like.

It's infuriating when stupid people don't understand the issue with always on requirements.

Me neither, it just seems natural. I never realized people said it otherwise until my cousin said "Jif? Don't you mean Gif?"

I lost it, totally lost it at that one. My girlfriend was just staring at me as I laughed until I cried.