My internet cuts out at random and Comcast insists nothing's wrong, and I've replaced the modem, cables and the router more than once.

You can have a Bachelor of Science in Liberal Arts. Liberal Arts does not equal philosophy, yet people act like it does.

Why would I address nonsensical rambling that had nothing to do with what I said?

Traditionalists and archaic, don't forget. Clearly condescending on top of the internet trope of being insulting to those without perfect internet. Fun fact: Internet connectivity is shitty in a LOT of the U.S.

The D Pad is in an awkward spot regardless, even if it's better functioning.

I'm not talking about anything to with internet and the Xbox One, I'm talking about the obnoxious "Hurr Durr your internet dun't work!" idiocy that you spouted and is repeated ad nauseum on the internet by morons. I literally only pointed that out and made no connection to the Xbox.

There are more than 12 people with internet problems, and if you don't have internet issues you're fucking lucky. I have Comcast, and it cuts out all the time and they won't do a goddamn thing to fix it.

Heat is an excuse, I'm sweating in shorts and a t shirt in 80 degree weather.

That's insane, it's 70 degrees here and I'm sweating and want the A/C. 117 I'd be passed out, good lord.

Suits are nice, as are old-timey hats like you're a 1930's gangster in Chicago or something.

Well it seems to be about fashion with the types who think you have to dress at a certain level for little more than their sensibilities.

117?! Holy hell, where is that? I was in South Carolina a couple of years ago and it was record temperatures there and it was something like 106-107 and that was brutal.

I only own one suit, a nice Italian made pin stripe suit. Where I come from, there ain't much need for more than one. (weddings, funerals, etc.)

I think fashion is silly, personally. It's such a weird, pointless endeavor for the most part, but people obsess over it and I'll never understand why.

Yeah, that's what I have for the most part. I just see commercials obsessing over heels and the like and it's just odd to me.

It looks awkward, especially on that model. Like it was made for someone of a different size and they just went with it.

There's no point to dressing up, and most people don't care what people think, and rightly so.

Same. People obsess over what other people wear and think there needs to be a minimum level of appropriate dress for people in public.

Why care? Clothes are utilitarian, some people like myself don't care much about fashion. Fashion is one of those super silly things in life I'll never understand.

Topsiders are boat shoes.