This is everything awful about people in one post, including name dropping the high-fallutin' jobs everyone has. Not to mention the not wearing shorts bit, motherfucker it's HOT out! I'm not wearing pants when it's 90+ degrees are you nuts?!

Well, not always. I literally only dress up for job interviews, weddings or funerals and that's about it. As much as I like suits and long trench coats, I'd look like a dunce wearing them around on a normal day.

That looks like an awkward style only fit for a fashion magazine.

I realize this is a hard question to answer, but what's the deal with shoes? They're for getting around, yet people buy hundreds of pairs and obsess over them.

I just played TF2 with a LuftWaffle, strange.

Well it's not fun for me, clothing is just a necessary thing like breathing that is an afterthought. I don't understand fashion personally.

The 360 controller is pretty widely regarded as the best one around now, how does it cramp anyone's hands?

From my understanding, DDR5 isn't necessarily better than DDR3. One is better for one thing, the other for another, so it's foolish to say "It's 5 not 3 so it's far better" because it's not true.

I'm still concerned about the "Always On/Mandatory Kinect" if it's true, but I honestly may not even get into the next generation of consoles. Currently it's more of a Netflix/YouTube streaming device for my LCD that doesn't have that stuff built in.

Impressive.

Appropriate name!

I recently found my original Game Boy made in 1989 with Pokemon Red still in it. Started playing it again too.

Bulllllllllllllllllllllshit!

By that logic, not swearing is indicative of a lack of imagination too. Neither is true.

I love when people whine about swearing and claim people who swear are unintelligent or some such nonsense. It makes me laugh, then I swear more to piss them off. Stupid fucks.

Sadly, you're right.

"Hey, women are creepy but it's a good thing!111" is super duper feminist!

I never understood why people want to live longer, I'd rather die before I'm shitting myself and confined to a wheelchair with dementia bearing down on me, thank you very much.

There are way too many Pokemon now, I only ever played Red and that's as far as I'd ever go. It's out of control now!

While this obviously has flaws, it contains the passion a big budget Hollywood version would lack, and make it a complete piece of shit as a result. Instead of allowing fans with vision to make it, some idiot like McG will direct it and hire the writer and it'll turn out an abomination like Doom did, and Doom was…