If I didn’t know anything, I’d assume the three people in that picture were siblings. Diversify your gene pool, guys.

This is giving me serious V.C. Andrews “Flowers in the Attic” vibes. 

This really does look like rejected cover art of the surviving Dollanganger kids fleeing Foxworth Hall.

This is beautiful. I’m dead.

Ever since she died her quality’s gone downhill.

The best (worst?) part of this is that any of of these three could be named any one of those three names.  Ideally, all three would be named Taylor.

Left Behind II: The Leftining

These two look like they were grown in a laboratory somewhere

While Garrison Keillor sits really close to you and tells stories in a breathy murmur.

Please please please tell me they aren’t doing their own version of THE “The Bad Seed.” It cannot be topped and I will fucking ruin them. 

She’s absolutely disgusting and no different from any man who’s been accused of the same. There was a clear power imbalance and she took full advantage. There’s also something to be said about a person who would inculpate a deceased person (Bourdain) who cannot defend himself. She’s trash and I hope she faces charges.

I don't understand why they don't come out and say the pay will be poverty-level wages. When ads beg you to do that much with no other outside obligations, the pay is always crap.

If he flips, he probably won’t live to the end of the year, depending on who he implicates.

I’d be surprised if Manafort snitches, given how wrapped-up he is in Putin-adjacent sketchiness. Vlad gets a bit Novichoky when people start telling tales on him, a tendency of which I’m sure Manafort is well aware.

That one eyebrow is trying to escape from her body. I hope it writes a tell-all. 

Oh, you sweet summer child. There are many, many bad photos of her.

There are no good photos of her.

“The Trump National Hudson Valley? Why, she died on the way to prom night 50 years ago…”

This is what a stupid person thinks fancy food looks like

this is a toddler-created still life depicting of the solitary death of a giant squid, using only materials she could source from her parent-bereft kitchen.