This is why I visit Kotaku every day!

Congratulations, you survived the apocalypse!

I doubt you can remove the trophies, but at least you can remove the kids from your house.

@Sublethalend: Unlocking achievement is not like reaching an orgasm or anything, but that sound they make, the little notification window popping... mmm... ughh...

Are you a fellow achievement whore? I might move to Amsterdam where that shit is legal.

I'm listening to the Super Smash Bros. Brawl soundtrack. Specifically, this song.

@Sublethalend: I got into image-editing sometime in 1998. It's just a hobby, but I take great pride in what I do, and really appreciate your comment. Since I got my first TAY pic featured back in February, I've been doing images for Kotaku almost every day. Keeps me sharp, and as long as others enjoy them, I don't…

You're a good man, LucasReis. Here's something that will brighten everyone's day!

@KingOfAwesometonia: I saw it, and thought it was clever, yet dangerous. Image-searching for "poop" on Google takes a braver man than me. To quote Ian Malcolm...

I wholeheartedly support this idea.

I skipped last week's contest, but I'm knee deep in L.A. Noire and ready for duty. A Goomba claimed to see a "fat mustachioed figure" going down a pipe right before Bowser's corpse was found. Personally, I'm stumped!

@WhoKnew?: You know what they say about shoe size; the bigger the shoe, the bigger the mustache.

@dmcshinobi: Newtaku, as so many are calling it, seems to take some time before images show up. Sometimes they show right away, other times after a few minutes. Glad you like it! Say, I have not seen you in a while. Hope everything's cool.

I'm so proud of my entry for this week's Kotaku 'Shop Contest that I'm posting it here on TAY. The theme is to have Detective Cole Phelps investigate a crime outside of L.A. Noire, and into another video game. In this case, the Mushroom Kingdom. Hope you like it!

Another sign of the apocalypse.

The real Peter Cushing would have looked fake next to this.

We've got something here, boys, get Carruthers on the horn.

I always browse the Shop Contests looking for your entries. It's what good detectives do. (Truth, Doubt or Lie?)

Looks like an ordinary prop ho... GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!