You need absolutely everything? Only a Sith deals in absolutes...

I understand and share your problem, but my wife doesn't. :(

Do they still sell those magazines? Hey, can you tell me the story behind your avatar? Looks like a pissed off elf lady.

Damn, back in 1996 I thought Loaded was the shit. It was mindless co-op fun in short bursts.

You know what would be great for ME3? If Martin Sheen is the Illusive Man, they should get his son, Charlie, to play the leader of the Reapers. Think about it... Winning!

Miranda? MIRANDA? I bet you have lots of ridiculously hot women over there in Brazil, so why go with Miranda? Tali was the only woman/thing for me. It actually felt like I was taking advantage of her, but fuck it, I got my freak on with that quarian as if the world was about to end.

Damn straight. That's why I rubbed my reconstructed privates against hers, killer space germs and all.

Ashley was a big cunt to my Shepard in ME2, probably because I chose an alien over her. But Liara was also cunt-ish because she was blinded by hate, thanks to the Shadow Broker. Bitches be crazy in all planets.

If they could resurrect Sheppard, they could do the same with my dead Kaidan. How many credits does it take, Cerberus?

Really? That's gotta be a bug. Dead is dead, as we learned from the TV series "Lost".

That's harsh. Extra renegade points for you. Maybe you can kill Wrex next. ;)

Maybe there's also a new Final Fight game because Haggar was in MvsC3. It sounds like I'm making fun of you, but I'm not. OK, a little, but I agree that there should be a new Joe game. I didn't even know there was a DS version, so I'll be sure to check it out. Maybe they'll also announce a new DarkStalkers game. Why…

That image saddens me, because my Kaidan Alenko has been dead since the first Mass Effect. A minute of silence, please...

I can't live without them. From time to time I need my old-school fix, and although I still have all my old game consoles, I'm too lazy to plug them, mess with the cables and stuff. I went through FFVIII not too long ago and am proud to say I didn't cheat, at all. No, really!

Do you dislike emulators?

Oh I remember Aero the Acro-Bat. Wasn't even sure if I had played it, but that music immediately confirmed that I did, but it was on the Sega Genesis.

I like it mostly for the inter-species sex.

Ah, I see they are working fine on ca.kotaku, but not on the main site with the new layout. At least for me. Crappy.

Everything is getting rebooted these days, so why not Legacy of Kain?

I agree. Gex: Enter the Gecko was great fun. Younger gamers would think it's a game about car insure, but Gex was there first!