Hey, that's my favorite Zelda game. ^_^

Hmm... Notifications don't seem to be working today.

Super Mario RPG in general. The game was epic! The Mario & Luigi RPG's are awesome, but nothing tops the original Square / Nintendo masterpiece.

Plok's character design was certainly better than some of the crap Tetsuya Nomura created for Final Fantasy VII. Sephiroth? Ugh, please... OK, Plok looks like digital dookie, but it made some kids happy 100 years ago.

With so many games released each year, it's common for crappy game characters to disappear into the night. Yet some good games with cool characters also quietly disappear. Which of these forgotten heroes (and villains) would you like to see resurrected?

Yeah, mine doesn't seem to be involved.

Their new slogan: "Animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, use for entertainment, or use their feces as weapons of mass destruction."

They'll be hearing from PETA soon.

Shao Kahn should never take off his mask.

I felt sorry for Raiden throughout the whole story mode. Everything he did was in vain. Will the next game focus on MK4, Deadly Alliance and Deception? I hope so.

Raiden killed Liu Kang. Now that I wasn't expecting.

By "floral" they mean bush-scented.

For some reason it made me think of Sucker Punch's Carla Gigino. Not loving the Banzai Bills on her shirt, or her cap, but overall it's pretty sexy.

I used to think Japanese women were among the most beautiful in the world, now they kind of creep me out. At least these do.

Now it's a party!

Of course it's John Lithgow! He found bigfoot, who else could have found Osama?

That's how you lure a terrorist out of hiding, with top-secret poontang.

I put my heart into that review in an effort to stop anyone curious of playing it. It's games like Blue's Journey that ruined Christmas for so many children, making them turn to crime and prostitution.

Is that porn on Hillary's laptop?