You know what the upshot is?

you have to wait outside the Duncan factory for a year in hopes they will then let you in to become a lowly yoyo apprentice

They definitely are on one level higher than the tiddly winks jocks.

because like any activity that isn't a video game where you simply push a button for an action to be "done", real world activity requires actual physical technique. just wait for the video game version, dork

Geez can't your whelps go a whole freaking 20 minutes without having to be intoxicated on the teat of Big Media?

Serious question: if all the non-power conferences left the NCAA for their own conference, how would that shake out?

I guess it costs nothing to set up the credit card tech, pay the people who maintain it, etc?

What about professional wrestling?

I wonder how jazzed you people will all be when someone starts doing swastikas or spelling the word s"nigger", "kike", "retard", etc.

I really am interested in seeing what the Kaaba would look like.

I can see two Immortals trying to get the last Quickening to win the Prize in there!

wait till your friends give you rabies. I wonder how well you'll will liking them

how do you bathe? in a wet suit?

How about if you simply say you are going to prison for 10 years? That should pretty much end the process.

If you are a lawful driver, I wonder if using a dashcam on your speedometer would be a good thing to have in Virginia

you guys were broken up. this is a non-issue

$190 liability for 6 months here.

Equal rights, equal fights. Complain to Gloria Steinem. If 75 pound weakling Milton Q. Milquetoast had laid her out the same, I GUARANTEE you still would have found thim at fault.

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!