I thought this was a story about my bitch of an ex-wife emigrating with her worn out vagina and rectum to Russia. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Those are some nice guns on that rack there. A double barrel blast.

More cushion for the pushin!

Many Mexicans who become legal citizens will lend their number to illegals, who then use the number to get jobs. These illegals then pay into the "donor's" SS account, which they then retire with the massive retirement benefits you refer to.

I hate when people post pics with no reference to what it is. Like we're supposed to divine it psychically or something.

And how often did you have to switch them out after the elastic wore out prematurely?

My parents used to do this. Of course the elastic went to shit pretty quickly. I store them loose now.

Hey you have some nerve. Whats's your number?

Nice thigh gap.

I own an R/C toy bought from Toys R Us, not a drone. Am I exempt?

Do you have a single, unattached sister, cousin or aunt?

It's called CONVERSATION. Last I checked, merely conversing isn't a crime.

you're free to live in non-HOA areas. But of course you didn't because it is full of people who decided to let their property go to shit.

Don't let CA Pinkham from Jezebel/Kitchenette see this, or she'll rip you a new one for "taking food from my babies mouths" for not double tipping! Not only is she adamant on tipping being 20% (I never remember voting on this), she also wants $15 an hour, and percentage of sales as standard waiter pay. In her world,…

no, this is not for your average Walmarter

If you ever wanted to see what your favorite superheroes would look like after gaining 40 pounds, just go to a convention.

gropeworthy

As long as he scores some sweet Black pussy, it will be all worth it.

I still have a Bigfoot account.

They'd be better off using Orkut, MySpace or GeoCities.