If you don't wanna do the work you signed up for, find another job then.

They want hourly PLUS the expected 20%+. They want it both ways.

I'm all for eliminating the $2.13 waiter wage (and going to minimum wage), and eliminating tipping.

We used to have a food thief at work, and we all knew who it was. So one day I made some brownies, with Ex Lax. One "shit in the pants at work" later, and food was never stolen again.

sex worker? what does that mean? there are many roles in the sex business. can you detail which one she fulfilled? pimp? whore? house man? stall cleaner? madam?

Don't get me started on Memphis, TN...

Who make the most efficient, elegant one? I'm not interested in these Rube Goldberg monstrosities. I'm looking for the iPhone of phone mounts.

Who make the most efficient, elegant one? I'm not interested in these Rube Goldberg monstrosities. I'm looking for…

That's ok. They plan to make up the difference by charging tuition.

And don't lose your PIN number

Jesus Chrysler you didn't bother even reading the short first paragraph. The author is talking about CRUISE MISSILES, not bombs.

Ah, the old "my girlfriend in the Ukraine" chestnut. Hadn't heard that one in a while. Warms my heart actually,

Ask a Native American what happens when you don't control illegal "immigration".

You say there's no bit about a plane, yet at the start you mention a plane ride. Is your book Schroedinger-ian?

Someone post the lightest hopped beer. Maybe that will be the one I can tolerate.

I thought this was a story about my bitch of an ex-wife's vagina. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

In all honesty, there needs to be a clearly marked weirdo section.

Is this you?

So he spreads liquid poison willy nilly as well? Nice.

If you you keep making these bad veggie puns, we might have to crucifer you.

I'm your source. I look at our station's playlist log every day. Every commercial break (during watched shows) is half dealerships. Sometimes the local break is ALL dealerships. Just pay attention to your local station's local breaks, and you'll be amazed at how many of them are car dealers.