Dealership commercials make up over half of a TV stations ad revenue. They will never alienate the car dealers.

I wish he can face Houston in the Finals, so he can finally finish receiving the Texas Assfuck Trifecta that San Antonio and Dallas started.

"Sanctimonious" isn't exclusive to conservatives.

I had a mixed drink before I had sex with my GF. Are you saying she raped ME?

I doubt their mommies would let them out of the basement to go to a bar.

No, a thief THREW away his life. This was not a man.

You should see her WITHOUT makeup!

I don't understand. Was the woman naked?

So the score is Aryans 7 - Mulattos 0

Like in Sweden. There, women can literally withdraw consent days AFTER the guy withdraws!

So this is what Joe is banging nightly? I'm assuming she never takes off her makeup.

The one thing I got from this article is we need to incarcerate more women. Equal rights and all that jazz.

In all fairness, Abby's goals came against women.

I'm not too empathetic. The service writer will make it up in the bribes from the techs for the best jobs anyway.

I'm looking for my tiny violin...

Then give us the best price from the start, every time, and you won't get dinged in the survey.

He's just networking for when they are legal adults.

So if a good looking 18 y/o had asked you the same thing, no prob, amirite?

I can give one: regular work.

BWC's towing range sucks, which is the MAIN purpose anyone joins these clubs. Seriously, a whole 5 miles with the $58 plan? AAA gives you 100 miles.