Dealership commercials make up over half of a TV stations ad revenue. They will never alienate the car dealers.

What are #3 and #5?

I wish he can face Houston in the Finals, so he can finally finish receiving the Texas Assfuck Trifecta that San Antonio and Dallas started.

"Sanctimonious" isn't exclusive to conservatives.

I had a mixed drink before I had sex with my GF. Are you saying she raped ME?

I doubt their mommies would let them out of the basement to go to a bar.

No, a thief THREW away his life. This was not a man.

You know what impresses me more than people showing how a movie is crap? Showing me a movie THEY made that ISN'T crap.

You should see her WITHOUT makeup!

My VISA has such protection, and it is not even a gold card.

I don't understand. Was the woman naked?

TIP: buy a phone with your credit card, and most of the time you will get an extra year warranty. No need to spring for AppleCare.

So the score is Aryans 7 - Mulattos 0

Like in Sweden. There, women can literally withdraw consent days AFTER the guy withdraws!

So this is what Joe is banging nightly? I'm assuming she never takes off her makeup.

The one thing I got from this article is we need to incarcerate more women. Equal rights and all that jazz.

In all fairness, Abby's goals came against women.

Well nothing too sweet. I've been drinking only one coke a week (for the past two years), and they now are tasting sweeter than usual.

I tried Negra Modelo today. I just made my mouth pucker like when drinking Bud, or every other beer I've tied. It did not make me go "yes, I want more!".

OK tried some of the Negra Modelo. It just had that bitter beerish taste I just can't get into.