I'd love to see Houston meet the Heat in the Finals, so Texas can complete the trifecta of fucking LJ in the ass!

I could never remember who was the fat one and who was the skinny one.

Is there a discount for the assemblyman putting the steering wheel on the wrong side?

What hand tool brand has the absolute best guarantee?

Oh god. If a visible screw is apparently keeping you from recording the next Sgt Peppers, you aren't serious. It's dilettante-level cork sniffing pretentious shit like this that explains why Justin Beiber is successful, and YOU aren't.

Pistol not needed. You already have a 3-4000 pound weapon at your immediate disposal: your vehicle.

Why not move the goals in and halve the field for extra time? Would make for better resolution.

Never say never.

So you hope everyone there gets unemployed? Nice.

How? Via the Jezebel hypocrisy card.

He shoulda felt her up since she already gave implied consent.

#misandryrape

The author must have put the wrongs pics in this story. I all see are a bunch of homos and gaysexuals. Not a single fighter in the Pride stable is pictured.

I hate to break it to you, but "professional" wrestling is fake.

If you don't have the u-bolts and hinges already, just spend the $6 to buy one of those mini hibachis your local grocery store sells.

Or stop believing in a fairy tale. Problem...solved.

Meanwhile the Native residents of this country still wonder when all you people are going to GET THE FUCK out of their land.

Good for you. I hope you enjoy supporting his future children via YOUR taxes.

Never said I was a football fan. Am am not. I only follow the three real sports: bullfighting, auto racing, and boxing. Anything else is a child's game.

As opposed to watching grown men in shorts play a child's game?