As opposed to watching grown men in shorts play a child's game?

I'm not Caucasian and like NASCAR, and hate soccer. You White Guilt people ready to disparage my race (whatever it is) now?

And yet they complain that people move away. They really need to make up their minds whether they want people with money to stay or stay away.

I'm still trying to reconcile the claim we always used to hear that 56K over copper landlines was the most bandwidth possible due to technical reasons.

If you don't see the ball through the crowd, that means it ain't coming right at you.

How the hell do you not deflect that sluggard of a kick?

Shouldn't USA be penalized for wasting time after the goal and inactive personnel going inside the field? Shouldn't the ref place the ball ASAP for the restart?

What, no AdultFriendFinder, or my personal fav, Fuckbook?

I'm sorry, but this song sounds nothing like the original Def Leppard version.

"Brilliant" save"? What the hell does that mean? Can someone give an example of a "stupid" save then?

He could sign with the Heat. Considering how little effort they put in the Finals, he should be safe.

It looks nothing like a rainbow. If anything, it looks more like a Peter Max cake.

Nice, spoil the entire fucking book. Now I don't have to read it.

I don't like nobody touching me...

Actually faking injury is real easy to stop without a penalty. Simply send anyone who is "injured" to the hospital.

You know, it really doesn't require that much bandwidth to send a "launch" command. You really only need one byte.

Don't wanna be forced to make goat cheese? Easy solution.

Next up: keep from being poor by collecting money....lots of it!

I just use other people's money. Works like a charm keeping me solvent.

Alcohol wipes.