Someone make a meme about LBJ being a poor sport.

If any of you really gave a shit about Native Americans, you'd leave the country, go back to where you ancestors came from, and give it back to them. Any other action is just uesless talk.

What is that reportress' name? She is a DISH!!!

Can't the same observations be applied to baseball as well?

NICE FUCKING TRAVEL!!!!

Then why the fuck are the refs needed then?

The tournament is still going on?

More responsibility, crappier health care, paying more extortion to the union and practically the same money? Brilliant!

You forgot the bribes to HR to get the eventual promotion, and paying for call girls because you're too busy to hit the bars.

Here's a fact: everyone here was born because their father "harassed" their mom in the past. Or vice versa.

Even better question: how many of you non-Natives will be willing to get the fuck out of THEIR land?

Tattoos are like jewelry; only ugly people need them to draw attention from themselves.

I guarantee you, that's not the "normal" body your supposedly average woman has.

What, no Fleshlight?

Men, one caveat: this only works if you are good looking.

Did you hear this shit? Gretsky is trying to get on the roster for the remaining games!

And not every sound card supports this feature.

Actually it depends on whether the sound card manufacturer coded this into their driver.

But bro, the eggs were runny! You embarrassed me.

I'd like to know who you consider the pinnacle of rock music. If you say Weezer, please kill yourself beforehand.