Lebron woulda got a paper but placing a bet, and have to be carried from the track.

...and traveling.

Nice article, but Lebron is still a pussy. The supposed "best".....wasn't.

I'm missing something. This guy just basically installed an overly complicated automatic so he can pretend he has a manual? What makes this different from the automatic everyone else has?

with a gun...

Hmmm, you you could set up a scam where you misprice a ticket for $1, your buddy "buys" it, you cancel it, then your "buddy" gets $300 of credit.

So the moral is to buy every $1 ticket, and just accumulate the consolation vouchers after the inevitable cancellation.

Had this been in the USA, the public would have been up in arms about the invasion of privacy that occurred by taping this.

citation needed

Now THAT'S love!

Just wait till most glasses have non-obvious cameras built in.

You probably love your father. Would that make you gay then, according to your logic?

That's the same type as on Person Of Interest.

First world "problem".

Won't salt draw the water out and make it dry?

How? As a way to ultimately blame this on men. After all, that's the Jezebel way.

#notallmen

I'm still trying to figure out how to change underwear without exposing my lower body.

I never trusted any stand to keep a car off of me. I always put a tire or a block of wood under the frame as security in case the jack fails.

I see no coupon for the Panasonic Vortex, and regular price is $15.50, plus shipping. This "deal" ends up costing $20 or so.