agreeing to this was a condition of the probation contract. they said, "if you agree to not post, we will give you probation instead of incarcerating you". she accepted, then reneged on her end of the bargain. she was very welcome to serve out her sentence if this was an unacceptable condition.

New shoes are only worn once, then they become used shoes.

But YOU will?

Is "Beccy" pronounced "Becky" or Bessie"?

texas instruments?

Will this count as one of the Showtime fights? Because Floyd is already putting this in his W column.

pobrecito el puppy dog, he just wanted to play

news flash: with the current aero rules that artificially ensure that no car can drive away from the pack, ALL oval races will be close.

Cat probably thinks it is a dog.

Please direct us to the "fatal chihuahua attack" incidents.

I agree. That's why I stick to safe, legal alcohol. In fact, alcohol is my anti-drug.

How come when Al Sharpton race baits, you "concerned" people say nothing?

Was allowed to drive car with more grip than other competitors.

Oh shoot Andrew, that was YOUR car Friday? Woops, sorry.

Back in the 90s I dialed a number wrong, and a woman answered. I apologized and ended the call. Five minutes later her boyfriend calls back (they had caller ID or *69 I guess) and says never to call her again. I explain I dialed the number wrong, but he wanted nothing of it.

Truthfully, I'd keep his guns, send him back, and never allow him back in. No point wasting tax dollars to incarcerate him for this. We have plenty of murderers we can keep in prison instead.

Plenty of times. That's why I sleep like a baby at night.

Will there be enough budget to include the black hole?

You want my money? You fucking wait there, you're essentially the liquor equivalent of fast food. I never understood this Soup Nazi mentality among bartenders and waiters. Especially when your only task is to be a human pack donkey.

You mean turn into Jezebel?