Won't salt draw the water out and make it dry?

How? As a way to ultimately blame this on men. After all, that's the Jezebel way.

#notallmen

I'm still trying to figure out how to change underwear without exposing my lower body.

I never trusted any stand to keep a car off of me. I always put a tire or a block of wood under the frame as security in case the jack fails.

I see no coupon for the Panasonic Vortex, and regular price is $15.50, plus shipping. This "deal" ends up costing $20 or so.

agreeing to this was a condition of the probation contract. they said, "if you agree to not post, we will give you probation instead of incarcerating you". she accepted, then reneged on her end of the bargain. she was very welcome to serve out her sentence if this was an unacceptable condition.

New shoes are only worn once, then they become used shoes.

But YOU will?

Is "Beccy" pronounced "Becky" or Bessie"?

texas instruments?

Will this count as one of the Showtime fights? Because Floyd is already putting this in his W column.

pobrecito el puppy dog, he just wanted to play

news flash: with the current aero rules that artificially ensure that no car can drive away from the pack, ALL oval races will be close.

Cat probably thinks it is a dog.

Please direct us to the "fatal chihuahua attack" incidents.

I agree. That's why I stick to safe, legal alcohol. In fact, alcohol is my anti-drug.

How come when Al Sharpton race baits, you "concerned" people say nothing?

Was allowed to drive car with more grip than other competitors.

Oh shoot Andrew, that was YOUR car Friday? Woops, sorry.