Back in the 90s I dialed a number wrong, and a woman answered. I apologized and ended the call. Five minutes later her boyfriend calls back (they had caller ID or *69 I guess) and says never to call her again. I explain I dialed the number wrong, but he wanted nothing of it.

Truthfully, I'd keep his guns, send him back, and never allow him back in. No point wasting tax dollars to incarcerate him for this. We have plenty of murderers we can keep in prison instead.

Plenty of times. That's why I sleep like a baby at night.

Will there be enough budget to include the black hole?

You want my money? You fucking wait there, you're essentially the liquor equivalent of fast food. I never understood this Soup Nazi mentality among bartenders and waiters. Especially when your only task is to be a human pack donkey.

You mean turn into Jezebel?

Racism? Koreans are not a race. Just like there is no such as thing as the American race.

Meanwhile, a different guy DOESN'T call a woman a fat ass, and still gets shit for it.

A fat chick who only wants to hold hands in public and not fuck (or at least give head, or even a hand job)? And she wonders why can't find a guy?

My wife experienced this daily, when she'd walk in on MY 12 inch python.

So let me get this straight. If we call them fat, we are misogynists. If we say they are beautiful, we are also misogynists.

Serious question: how the hell do so many YOUNG guys who have limp cocks manage to get cast in these vids? All I remember I never was that limp when I was 20.

But yet when Islam says the same things, you cower like a scared housecat and say nothing. If anything, you appease them.

assumption for the win!!!!

Aren't they just gonna say everything is fresh? What place is going to admit the bok choy is 6 days old?

So I should my bring my "black friend" when going to a soul food joint?

This is my preferred final cleanup method, using the air compressor at work. I still use the brush to do the initial cleanout. Of course all of this is followed by a good alcohol scrub to get rid of body oils.

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