You know the best thing about bikes? If you cause an incident, you can escape via routes a ccp car cannot ever hope to manage. *wink wink*

easy! bike motor on a mountain bike, and cut through the grass! VROOMMM!!!

I make my own separated bike lane by riding on the sidewalk. Outta the way, geriatric biped!

But hey, Islam, so we ain't gonna push this too hard. Much safer to bash Christianity, or even Judaism, since they generally don't kill you for speaking up.

Won't salt draw the water out and make it dry?

How? As a way to ultimately blame this on men. After all, that's the Jezebel way.

#notallmen

I'm still trying to figure out how to change underwear without exposing my lower body.

I never trusted any stand to keep a car off of me. I always put a tire or a block of wood under the frame as security in case the jack fails.

I see no coupon for the Panasonic Vortex, and regular price is $15.50, plus shipping. This "deal" ends up costing $20 or so.

Dr. Dre already late on his first day. I see a writeup coming.

i only have windows am I locked out of seeing the WWDC?

agreeing to this was a condition of the probation contract. they said, "if you agree to not post, we will give you probation instead of incarcerating you". she accepted, then reneged on her end of the bargain. she was very welcome to serve out her sentence if this was an unacceptable condition.

New shoes are only worn once, then they become used shoes.

Oh please you typing motherfucker, you're not going to do shit, other than post some sharply worded post on a blog before going back to playing Candy Crush.

But YOU will?

Is "Beccy" pronounced "Becky" or Bessie"?

texas instruments?

Will this count as one of the Showtime fights? Because Floyd is already putting this in his W column.

pobrecito el puppy dog, he just wanted to play