A fat chick who only wants to hold hands in public and not fuck (or at least give head, or even a hand job)? And she wonders why can't find a guy?

My wife experienced this daily, when she'd walk in on MY 12 inch python.

So let me get this straight. If we call them fat, we are misogynists. If we say they are beautiful, we are also misogynists.

Serious question: how the hell do so many YOUNG guys who have limp cocks manage to get cast in these vids? All I remember I never was that limp when I was 20.

But yet when Islam says the same things, you cower like a scared housecat and say nothing. If anything, you appease them.

assumption for the win!!!!

Aren't they just gonna say everything is fresh? What place is going to admit the bok choy is 6 days old?

So I should my bring my "black friend" when going to a soul food joint?

This is my preferred final cleanup method, using the air compressor at work. I still use the brush to do the initial cleanout. Of course all of this is followed by a good alcohol scrub to get rid of body oils.

yes, but also http://www.iphone-sms.com/

Recently bought a <item> (UPC - lot ) from the <store> in <city, state> on <street>. The <item> had a bitter taste, unlike previous purchases of this product, which have always tasted excellent. Since the product was open, the manager referred me here, instead of exchanging it. Is there any way to obtain a…

There's a web site that will extract your texts to save in a file.

I always email at least one "complaint" a day (while at work on the clock) for high price items (like that $8 organic pasta sauce). By months end I have at least 30 coupons for free stuff. These coupons combined with other cents off ones ensure my grocery bill costs less than an extra large pizza.

What's the difference between a drone and a toy RC plane I've been able to get for the last 20 years at Kmart?

its already been done. Carl's or some similar joint did it 10 years ago

Every butcher I've gone into was more expensive than the supermarkets.

There's a Subway opening inside my nearest Subway next month.

i'd rather hand out condoms to them

Like when Shaq insulted Yao Ming in a racist manner?