You do realize a gloved hand can still pick a nose, adjust a crotch bulge and scratch an ass?

If you really, really gave a shit about Native Americans, you'd get the fuck out of their land RIGHT NOW!

No, only graduate assistants get stipends and tuition. They don't get room and board, insurance like athletes. Regular graduate students (which is the MAJORITY) have to pay their own way.

A Corvette as a daily mail picker upper, eh? Now you have me interested...

Gay means festive, happy. Fuck off, the Gay 90s are retaking their word back.

A fight at a hockey game? That's pretty rare.

Scrambled eggs in the microwave come out so perfect, they practically look fake.

I thought this was an article about my grasping bitch of an ex-wife. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

In all fairness it is the first time the rapper had ever heard real singing.

Your facts get in the way of Jezebel finding a reason to blame this on men.

You guys forgot Louisville, the best team of the mid-major conferences (AAC). Louisville will be the first mid-major to win the title since UNLV.

I can can confirm it too. That woman definitely needs to lose weight.

stop fat shaming him!

Ain't nothing wrong with reggae, at least they actually record real instruments. Rap on the other hand...

The 1993 Viper cost $50K, so there.

These are teams that wouldn't even make the CBI, but are given charity spots. None of these teams are more worthy than someone like SMU, who beat 4 ranked teams.

Using your technique I found out SHIFT + ESC brings up the Chrome Task Manager.

God she was such a babe back then. Those nice full lips, who could resist? I really don't blame Clarence at all for trying to get a piece of that.

What's funnier is these chicks pretending they've never seen a dick before, cause they both look like they've had plenty up close and personal.

I predict Louisville will become the first mid-major to win a title since UNLV did.