Wow, now liberal whites are projecting their guilt on asians (news flash, they weren't involved in that business). I can't wait till the space aliens finally show themselves. I give it 3 minutes before they accused of racism.

What is this sexy beast's name?!?

Djokovic? More like Chokeovic.

I cut it three times and it STILL was too short!

I agree. all these Viet style dishes look nasty. Makes British cuisine look reasonable.

Dim sum, and then sum.

My old high school thrash band wrote a song called "Violation By Broomstick".

The Black Egyptians felt it was ok to enslave the Jews. Remember that little thing?

So Miss Lizzy, do feel this is penance for your Egyptian ancestors enslaving the entire Jewish race and destroying their country? Does you people feel guilty about doing that to them?

This is funny. Last week Jezebel couldn't pillory Miley hard enough for degrading herself. But get a white male to speak out against it, now all of a sudden Miley is the Mother Mary and twerking is her miracle. How'd those wagon's hitch up, Jez?

a million examples? I'll settle for 100 examples.

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The real question is how can you tell they've had a concussion? They ARE athletes, after all. Remember how they talked in high school?

"What the hell is THIS shit?" - Every person in Italy

You mean an implement made for heating up things can be used for...heating up things?!?!?

Cremations go for $800. That's all you need to do to your loved one's corpse. Hell, they'll haul em away to med school for free.

Real men don't eat quiche. Hell, we don't even know how to spell it!

I have a solution for this. All "injured" players must immediately leave the game and check themselves into a hospital for overnight observation.

Shouldn't mildly bent bumpers be exempt from having to call the cops and make this official, etc? There is a reason they are called BUMPERS, after all.

Yep. My example for that is Kroger's Chicken with Rice soup, much better than Campbells. Kroger's has way more chicken in it, compared to the two minuscule bits Campbells puts in theirs.