Nothing is as classically American as dressing like a French yachtmaster.

I'm partial to "moon tan" myself. Anyway, goth kids for the win!

Trans women aren't women like women born with female anatomy are. They don't experience the same things. They are a different category and women who were born female still need their own spaces. I don't understand all this trans sympathy in the place of maintaining spaces just for women or for the gay/lesbian…

Did he ever want to make bad men fly?

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

*Googles "Credit Card Data Breach Statistics"*

Nah, Target's awesome.

No, that's trademark you have to defend. Copyright doesn't work that way

I'm pretty sure that's only for trademarks, not copyrights.

if you don't know what would motivate someone to loot a corpse or an airplane full of corpses, you've never been really poor

That's for mansplaining what we should wear to impress the mens. We care a lot about what makes your boner sad.

Thank fuck you can do that with art or a novel or any other number of creative acts.

That's a whole lotta narcissism, don't you think?

One thing I noticed was that the announcers said "woman" a lot. Not "girl", "woman". It is such a small thing, but I really appreciated that there was no belittling of her accomplishment through diminutive language.

At this point, I feel like I'm the only person in this country who can eat milk products and gluten with no problem.

I just want to go home and hug my doggy now.

All gaze upon the cuteness that is my doggy.

I have 1 dog. She has 4 beds. And several pillows. I cannot imagine with 4 dogs...

So I'm supposed to post a photo of my puppy here, right? Here's Coleman after a rousing round of fetch:

Summer Jobs also teach you that there are people who do these shitty jobs full time, year round, so you better hit the books if you want do something else with your life.

I mean... I don't have the statistics hand, but .01 percent seems way lower than the rate of sex offenders in the public at large. So, really, Disney is, statistically, the least likely place for your kid to get victimized.