I hear what you're saying, and I'm inclined to agree. But on the other hand...

I for one would like to see Grimace in a well tailored pair of pants and a smart tie. Perhaps a vest that contains numerous pockets for his terrible hoarding problem.

We should lobby Gawker to send Caity and Rich there. It would make a nice bookend to the American Doll Cafe.

I read the phrase elimination communication and had a conscious uncoupling from my sanity.

I'm currently too weak to wear my sweatpants. I realize that the exercise tips for this are to go outdoors and not spend all of my time on the internet . . . .

I really love my interior decorating skills. It's the one thing I am absolutely proudest of. Sometimes I just stare at the stuff in my apartment going "LOOK HOW WELL THE SUBTLE YELLOW IN THAT THROW PILLOW COMPLIMENTS THE CURTAINS." If I cured brain cancer tomorrow, I would still be more proud of how good a job I did…

My favorite fact is that I showed up to the first day of swim camp the summer before high school with a white, heavy duty plastic swim cap, with applique flowers and a chin strap. Almost as cool as the picture, EXCEPT ALSO A CHIN STRAP. I had never swam on a team before and that was the only swim cap at Walgreens…

WHAT.THE.FUCK. Seriously???? I'm just going to take my keyboard and bash my fucking face in.

That was the 90's. Although back then, me and my friends all called it the 'Rozz Williams.'

Speaking of cool Brits, let's be clear about HOW to do this right, and WHO did it right first:

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White chocolate > dark chocolate.

And to be clear, polite compliments are fine (to a point)

There's mule petting!?!

When I was a kid I loved the commercials for ibuprophen (Advil?). It showed the sad soul with a pounding headache, person reaches for whatever brand pain reliever and eats it. A few more commercials air and then they show the person running through a field picking flowers or having a picnic talking about how great…

I don't really get that reading of the show at all. It looks far more like a show about everything that was wrong about that period, and the many kinds of bullshit that we no longer have to put up with. Just about everyone in the show is broken in a fundamental way, especially the protagonist.

There is a bunch of…

Man, it must be hard for you to go swimming, since you only ever scratch the surface.

Oh sweet! Turns out I am "circus fat!" Excuse me, I have to go update my LinkedIn! :D :D :D

She doesn't "already [have] more money than she knows what to do with", she knows perfectly well what to do with it- she pays her taxes and donates so much of it she dropped off the billionaire list! She said the government helped her so much when she was poor she feels it's her honor to pay them back so they can…