What about those of us who aren't afraid of clowns, we just think they're stupid?

It COULD otherwise be a wacky situation where the kid's mom had hooked up with both guys in the same time frame, and she was never sure which of them was the father, and then the mom died and the kid moved in with both possible dads and had wacky adventures.

They'd better learn how "working from home" works on shitty days before they inevitable join the drones in the workforce where NOTHING will keep your office from shutting down because REVENUE.

I love the comment about how kids shouldn't be hanging out on roofs because they are expensive, not because climbing on the roof is dangerous.
Yes, I am old.

Times like these, I really miss those campy, catty recaps that Richard Lawson used to do.

Praying for a nougat tennis bracelet...

"This year's death of Sexy Olympic DBags" is a hilarious typo that makes Sochi sound like The Hunger Games.

Kostenburg is the new face of cuckold porn

Yeah, you lost me at "8:30 pace" in the first line of that workout. I'm one of the overweight people this article is targeted for. I do run already, and my running pace is almost 2x that. My husband lovingly teases me that what is running to me is walking or speedwalking to everyone else. I'm fat and have short…

How boring of you!!! Why wouldn't you at least check the ring?

Legalize it.

Wow, lot of jokes on a dark day in Corvette history.

Do they picture a different species when they think of women? Like, if someone said I needed to buy things for a dog, I'd think "tennis balls, right? dogs like tennis balls, don't they?" but if someone said I had to buy things for a group of women, I'd think "Starbucks giftcards! Poppin notebooks!" I wouldn't think…

yay! this is my puppy (a rescue) whose adoption was just finalized 2 wknds ago! this is her right after being spayed.

Roo McClanahan (yes...that's her name) is a rescue and while she doesn't have the motivation to compete at Westminster, she's "best in show" of my heart every night.

When I volunteered at an animal shelter in Chicago, we used to reach out to people who adopted the dogs for follow ups/ updates and one time the update from the adoptive family detailed how their little boy had trouble reading in front of people and so he practiced by reading to their little shelter dog and I swear to…

Your list of what the show is about leaves out that the winner wins $250,000

I love this, but it always makes me so nervous when people do things like this (I AM AN ANXIOUS INDIVIDUAL). I really hope your headline next week isn't Russian Olympic Snowboarder Mysteriously Disappears off of Face of Earth :(.

Yeah, that's most certainly true. I wonder if Ray ever thought about Marnie before though and was trying to protect himself at all in case she said it first. I could see that being a possibility as well. Just because Ray has spend so much time and energy over the seasons announcing how much he's not attracted to…