It's true. I got my dog as an 8 week old puppy from a rescue org. She used to be so tiny. Now she is big and 13 years old. I didn't know the joy of senior pets until I had one. She's great and seniors are great.

Yes! She really is a totally sweet angel that lays around the house snoring and then asks for treats.

Me too! I am the neighborhood dog lover. Personal motto: "I will pet any dog!"

I put little scarves and things on my dog because she is very old and doesn't look like an adorable puppy to most people anymore (of course to me she is cutest dog I have ever seen, every single day). So when she is wearing something a little fancy or looks unique, more people will stop to pet her and give her…

Safe sex! Put on the helmet.

Yay! I'm excited for this. I loved Lawson's housewives coverage and really enjoy most of Gawker's TV and movie write-ups. Hurry up and hire someone so I can enjoy some communal watching!

This is why it is so shocking when I meet people in their 20s and 30s who don't know how to do laundry or clean a bathroom. What the hell were they doing while their parents cleaned?

MAC Opulash is the best mascara I have ever tried and I'm addicted to mascara and makeup in general. It's $16 but worth it to me. Plus it doesn't run or flake or smudge during the day and it washes off with cleanser and water.

I think I have nice feet - but I still don't want work colleagues seeing them.

This lady is bringing helmet hair into fashion. I love her!

It makes sense. Betty Draper is terrifying.

Write down your monthly take-home salary. Next, subtract what you have left at the end of each month as surplus/savings. Divide that number by 30. That is your daily spending.

My dad's big doofy black lab is named Hammer.

For context, the US still has never had a female President or even Vice President.

You and I should form a club!

I feel like Tina Fey has a lot of background dirt/info about how Comcast-NBC works. The jokes in 30 Rock were oddly specific and topical. She knows what she can get away with. And that info is probably enhanced by Amy P being on an NBC show that is losing talent right now. They're insiders and leveraged that.

At 2:16 Brit checks herself in the mirror before leaving the makeup room!

Andy unemployed == Boyfriend to Ann. Andy employed == Married to April.

Sherrod. Sherrod will be the most popular name in 2014.