Nailed it!
There's no accounting for taste, I suppose, but the 70's Camaro was the most hideous bug-eyed regret-made-manifest to ever burst forth unwelcomed from the chest of Chevrolet a la Alien.
Eeeeww. If I wanted an Accord Crosstour, I'd just buy one.
Say there, are you itching for the chance to pull a trigger on a Tesla Model X so you can savor the envious looks…
New Jersey is salt-water taffy?
I would disagree. I'd say pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bagel is our dish if we aren't allowed to claim pizza.
PC vs. console arguments are like Republicans vs. Democrats... annoying!
What if I told you that you could own a PC and a console?
It's a tale as old as time: your internet gets finicky, so you unplug your router, plug it back in, and all of a sudden it's magically working again. But why does this happen, really? It could be a number of things: maybe it's overheating, maybe it's getting bogged down from too much traffic (like BitTorrent), or…
Gotta say, EVE has some terrible designs when compared to everyone else. I guess visuals aren't really that important anyways when playing Excel... and all of the Warhammer ones look the same.
Bravo. I bet you waited 24 years to pull off that joke.