“Flat-Earther Kitt” I’m dead. You win the internet today, Michael!

Yooo, I work for a construction company and at the time we had two older white dudes working for us. One of the dudes was trying to explain how the government bought ALL of us black and white. He started pulling out dollar bills and SS Cards and pointing to things that “further explained” his theory. He claimed that…

Not just the “messy buns” but the southern boufants, teased and hair-sprayed out to ‘afro size.’ Forget about illegal items, what about flammables?

This happen to me this summer. I was at LaGuardia going through a security check for Houston. Followed every procedure..had to go through that weird body scan thing. Finally the white man on the other side goes “I have to pat you down..and also feel your hair.(I have large twists) The white man did seem uncomfortable…

WOW?!? So 2 inches of hair is a problem? 😂😂 When are we going to start checking these white people with “messy buns” you can never tell what’s hiding in there. Time to start a petition to have those top messy bun things checked.

Out of the greys with this! Bureaucracy/economy has been responsible for disappointing SO many conspiracy theorists.... because there’s always a paper trail. When you’ve got an economic interest in something, you create entire offices and taskforces and laws and regulations to handle it. You write evvvvverything up,…

I died repeatedly at the various nicknames.

Flatty LaBelle made tears.

These are stand up bits, I really think he might be in the wrong business.

Or going a little further back in time, if you want to prove the existence of something find a financial record of it. Those ships were insured because the cargo (the slaves) was valuable and the crossing was perilous. There are detailed records of the number of humans boarded and how many survived. There are detailed…

They’re all good, but you’re right Flat Sajak is the best since it adds a layer of insult by comparing him to Pat Sajak.

Yo, I think bob think all the slaves were brought over at once.

add this dude to the growing list of “black” folk who should be tuned out. permanently. there is no benefit to the picnic by discussing the next idiotic thing to come out of an acknowledged idiot’s mouth just because he/she looks like us.

At least 15% of the Africans brought from Africa to the Americas died on the ships before arriving.

Another facet of that argument is that wood ships wouldn’t be able to hold that many slaves so that’s why we ain’t African,

He was the kid who scribbled this on the side of school building:

“Flat Sajak”

I think there have been other rumors about him for years. If any of them are true, this is the time for him to speak the truth, not This half-assed apology he used also to come out. Homosexuality does not equal pedophilia and by doing that, he has damaged the whole gay community.

I am a frequent sleep paralysis haver, and I gotta say, it has really ruined a lot of these stories for me. I read them and it’s like, “Yup, classic sleep paralysis.” Sleep paralysis is scary, for sure, but it’s not supernatural and I like my ghost stories to have ghosts in them! Harumph.

Look, it’s just about economic insecurity. And I’m sure there were good people in this group. Many sides, folks. Many sides.

Let me guess, they then ran off like the cowards they are.