Somewhere, Ilya Bryzgalov just wet himself.

Well, that escalated quickly....I'm bringing them all back!

You're just trying to flatter me.

Somebody's angry!

Says the man who whips out the even more tired joke.

I remember when I had my first beer.

There needs to be a gif of :59 - 1:04

Now that I watched it on my laptop it looks fine. Deadspin doesn't play well with iPads. The video sucks.

I've watched scrambled porn with better video quality.

Saying he even took part in, let alone won, any "intellectual lottery" is probably a bit over the top.

They had to cut away because Sherman started literally sucking his own dick.

And Kellen Winslow jerks off in public. Great day for the Jets!

If you didn't do it, I would have.

I love you...platonically of course.

I love you...platonically of course.

She only owns 1 shirt?

Does it bother anyone else when people flip the bird sideways or with the thumb out? She did both on both hands. I hope she gets shingles.

I came here to make a joke along these same lines. Well done.

If the Laker Bros were during 2013 there is a glaring omission to this list.