I can’t tell if my favorite part is the announcer trying to figure out what is going on or the lukewarm reaction of the 3 fans they show after the run. 

You beautiful bastard. Take my point.

I don’t know what it is and will remain willfully ignorant. I refuse to put in the leg work required to understand what the fuck that is.

Are we talking the history of music or Christmas music? The worst Christmas song is “Christmas Shoes” or whatever it’s actually called. But in the history of music, I submit that Betty Davis Eyes is the worst song ever performed.

He’s not wrong....

I had a book that was very similar to this and, of course, wildly racist. The book was Understanding and Managing diversity and was for my BS in Organizational Leadership. It was filled with the same stereotyping and was very loosely based on some bullshit research. Mine went very into latinos and I could only assume…

This jackass still has a job yet Pierre LeBrun doesn’t.

The sculptor nailed the hair and adam’s apple. Everything in between was not important anymore.

They’re good dogs Brent Musburger.

I was wondering the same thing. They looked like they were going after him as he skated away but after the whistle they just let him go. Way to stick up for your goalie.

Yep. Life long Pens fan but he was one of my favorite players.

Top shelf, top of the net. Sure it wasn’t on the back bar but that was one hell of a shot regardless of which net.

I have some doubts about “D)“

Did you break a sweat during your long walk?

70's Porn music dubbed over high school sports. I’m glad this is a thing.

That was fast. http://deadsp.in/4UtwZM6

Is that a kosher salt rimmed martini class filled with Manishewitz?

You have little faith in old white men trying to be “hip”

Well, there we go.

I can’t wait to see how old white guys ruin this.