Seriously. My irony is hurting.

Wow. Her Whole Foods trip cost of $250 is well over half of my monthly budget for EVERYTHING (rent, utilities, food, etc.). Go, rich people. Tell me more about how difficult it is to cook a good vegan meal for your hubbelyboo. As a former vegan on a budget I'm just dying to hear about how awful this is.

I'm confused as to why ignorant predatory sexism is somehow not sexist...

One, why are you perpetuating these images if you find them so tasteless?

Oh, hey, I have an idea. How about people stop snarking on laws and SCOTUS cases which they know nothing about? I can't believe how much of a huff people are getting in over the DNA testing decision. Do some freaking research on the Maryland law and the SCOTUS decisions, please, before you make fun of women for being…

It's perfect for so many occasions. #fuckthepatriarchy

As an advocate I just ... don't have the words. Fuck you, you abusive dick.

True, it is very important. Although I think my favorite aspect of the original comment is that it seems to imply that men's natural state involves constant erections. It sounds very uncomfortable.

Yes, when I dress it's for the sole purpose of causing and maintaining erections in the men around me.

I just wanted to say that I LOVE your username.

Seriously, young white ladies, when will you learn to stop travelling outside of traditional urban comfort zones and just STAY HOME?

In a world where a naive, young white woman is tortured by sadistic men in a foreign space ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I hate when politicians say this asinine shit, but I wish people on both sides of the aisle would stop bringing rape and incest into abortion laws. When two democrats propose rape and incest as exceptions, it's not a victory, they're only legitimizing the idea that certain women deserve to have abortions above others.…

Uh, yeah, but I think 100% of the boys I grew up with were gamers. Cough. Post-D&D basement LAN parties. COUGH.

Look, if you were a cool kid this wouldn't be a problem.

What is this emoji shit? I'm 24, I'm not old! Get off my smartphone screen, ya damn kids!

You'll have to pull it out for any potential "special friends" he brings over.

Go, Troiano! Police those 'distracting' bodies! Better get the ladies to cover up their cleavage, too. After all, we wouldn't want to offend those "good families."

Yay!