God, I love Kotaku's coverage, but I hate their idiotic and aggressively sexist commenters. It's so depressing to see people react with such violence and hatred to women and feminism on such a consistent basis.

OB tampons are the tampon of choice for Jedi across the universe, what more could you ask for?

Waiting for Ubertrout to show up. Ubertrout, come in, Ubertrout.

It's true. The internet does bad things to people.

She's just a maverick, don'cha know.

"That's not what sex is supposed to feel like. But I don't think Adam is a villain. If he thought he had even touched the R-word, he would be unable to live. To me, it seemed like a terrible miscommunication between two people who didn't know what they really wanted."

AA! I used to have a newfie and they are THE BEST. And very dumb. Our newfie was about 125 pounds and would try to bring in logs from the woods by ramming into the door frame repeatedly until the log broke and she could fit. Also, terrified of the vacuum cleaner but so friendly with other dogs that she would sit and…

Captain Janeway, how did you end up in prison?!

<3 io9. I also would like to heart Kotaku, but every time they post about women the commenters terrify me. It's alright though— I'm new to this commenting thing, but so far it's proven hilarious.

... For the internet is dark and full of idiots.

Well, I would only consider doing that if he tried to escape and "have a life" or whatever these people are going on about. Otherwise, chains should do the trick. I don't want to be cruel, preciouslittledong!

Well, today is the day I learned that Jezebel commenters take everything said literally, at face value, and very seriously. Please keep piling on though, I'm learning so many new uses for GRRM. Monkey, slave, writer vending machine... I had no idea the man was so multi-purpose.

Dear GRRM,

Callie, the higher the hair, the closer to GOD. It is known.

Wait, I'll give you the most obvious hint ever:

My friend is going from a small Eastern European country to live in Istanbul for a few months while he attends the university where the protests are based and he says it will be fine. He has also lived there previously, speaks Turkish, is very knowledgeable about Turkey, etc. I imagine it's fine as long as you don't…

OH Ubertrout, I guess you're ok ... but you like Jon Snow.

Well, even if there are no happy endings you could say that GoT has at least one satisfying wedding. Not this one, of course.