What a worthless post.
This is Tina, we are talkin' 'bout. No worries.
I have to say, I guffawed when he asked if famous people had a cheat list of "normals."
I love his question about "famouses" having a list of 5 normal people they could sleep with.
I don't think that she really doesn't know what an anagram is.
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Reminded me of a Jimmy Carr joke I feel bad for laughing at:
What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip?
Killed in a tunnel.
No.
There is a right way and a wrong way to spell "ketchup."
I hear he's also working on a new diary with Anne Frank.
Well this is from the ad:
She's got Coachella hair and and Oscar dress.
I can hear screams of all the Honey Beys who just got their pixie cut.
Dang Bey! I mean, you do you and all, but I really wanted to see the pixie glammed up instead of just in a mirror selfie.
Nigella Lawson + Anne Hathaway. Nigelanne Lawsathaway.
Bella doesn't care about being perfect because all she cares about is her relationship. She has no world outside of what she shares with her boyfriend, and surrenders her identity, humanity, and family to that man. Her actual power is projecting nothingness, which was an extension of her personality. Bella is an empty…