*onscreen.

I don't much care for details on her private life and I don't particularly follow any feud stories about her and Angelina (unless it's written here and RosieDublin makes an appearance because I love that level of crazy) but OH MY. I find Jennifer Aniston so ridiculously endearing and I'll basically watch anything…

I never need to see another gif again. This is magical.

Massive congratulations! I'm in the UK too and went to see friends in London a couple of days ago - all I wanted to do was sit in the freezer and construct a dress made of ice cubes. Not fun.

You go, K Middy.

Ramona, honey no.

Jesus wept happy tears, amirite bro?

Just had to say, Nora is beautiful! What a great name.

NeNe's headpiece looks beautiful and I must have it immediately. We've just had all the seasons of RHoA blasted at us in the UK and she makes me chuckle up a storm.

How do you fold a turban into a headscarf? I must do this immediately! I'm the type of person who needs an eHow article on how to walk in a straight line though, so you can imagine my confusion. It just looks so great!

Vive la turban! Once I took the plunge and bought one, it's barely been off my head.

You are fabulous.

OK, so you should basically start a series of Lindy Doing Stuff videos because I'd watch them all.

I am so glad to find out that's not just my personal man-motto.

You know what? We don't need to know anything about this teenager's suicide attempt.

Perfect.

HA.

While I love the hair even though my better sense is shaking its finger at me, I'm ready to pick up my Anti-Kelly membership badge.

That's the one! I couldn't remember where I had seen that, so thank you.

The Legs Boobsly (is that a Michael K-assigned moniker?) account isn't actually verified and there's another similar floating around that has about double the followers. You can just getter Twitter header designs that have a strategically placed little blue tick but only look legit to teenagers and drunk people.