Well it's certainly the best case scenario here.

the French town of Vendargues that has banned all clown costumes for the foreseeable future has the right idea.

The bandwagon is strong once again in Cleveland.

Great intro though.

Confirming the long held belief that she is dead.

The community service part is what cracks me up most. That implies that they think a college athlete taking money is in some way harmful to society.

I heard Gurley's charity of choice will be the "Free Gurley" charity.

STOP BEING AWESOME, MARVEL!

26 year old FSU senior......alright, alright, alright....I keep gettin' older, but the chicks stay the same age....and I drive a Lincoln

"... it's about the journey, not the beer."

I dunno, I don't think that guy hooks up with that many ladies.

Two low-arced threes goin craaazy

Laid back, with my mind on my turnover to assist ratio and my turnover to assist ratio on my mind.

Shots fired!

Nick Young shoots ... ain't nuthin' but a rim clang baby.

I was tricked into watching an entire highlight of hockey thinking there would be a great highlight of the hoodie throw. Bamboozled by BIG Hockey yet again. When will basketball be back...

I think this is actually an improvement. Lizards and bulls don't kill their mates and young.

This was the worst segment I've seen. Hopefully the "This is stupid" chants will fix that. But you have to feel like it was done to make the Rock's pop feel even bigger in the arena.

The NFL's spiking stance is clear.

Does anything else really need to be said?