Did you expect better from a man who wrote a script with the line “HEY BABY EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT GUY IN AN OVERCOAT?!”....and he was the fat guy in the overcoat?
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Oddly, he’s not arguing that the NFL should guarantee and honor the terms of their contracts, he’s arguing that he shouldn’t have to honor his.
John Angelos did good.
Thank the maker!
“No tiger? Dumbass!” was also how my adapted screenplay of The Life of Pi got rejected.
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Is it too late to update the Deadspin style guide with a demand that "Coke-fart" be used in as many headlines as possible?
I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.
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I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.
"Come at me, bro."
You get promoted to a Grade 18 Commenter for that one.
Die. Fucking die. What the fuck is wrong with you? You should be jailed.
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Garett Bischoff, son of Eric. He's...just awful.
You completely missed the lede here. This is a LOLMETS story of how the Mets are cheap and stopped sending out fan packs but offered to send a pocket schedule instead.
As a new parent and also a Browns fan, I did the opposite and filed a restraining order to keep them away from my kid.